Mother's Day

My favorite quotes on Mother's Day . . .so far:

You get to open my crackers for me because it is Mother's Day.

You get a million hugs but only one kiss because it's Mother's Day.

I'll put the toilet seat down for you, Mom . . . because it's Mother's Day.

And

When is Brother's Day?

Evie and I wanted to get you a pink dress . . . with ties . . . with polka dots . . . with purple polka dots. (I got a pink shirt and pink sleep shorts with ties and white polka dots.)

By the way, the kids insisted that I wear the shirt to brunch that morning. I complied.