Rain

Luke asked me this morning, "Do you know why it rains?"

I paused, "Uh . . .no?"

Luke continued, "Well, God picks up a chair and when he lifts it up it causes the lightening. Then God drops the chair and that makes the thunder. And when He drops it on his toe, that makes it rain."

Me, "I had no idea."

Luke, "Mmm-hmm. Really, mom."

Me, "ooo-kay."