What was that?

Me: "Luke, eat at least one more bite of your banana."

Luke: " Just one?"

Me: "No, at least one more bite."

Luke: "Guess what, Mom."

Me: "What?"

Luke: "Bananas are good for craps . . . I mean, cramps."

Me: "Yes they are." Realizing that they also fall within the BRAT diet for when you have diarrhea, I also added brightly, "They're also good for the craps! You were right about that too."

The comment went over his head, but Rosie smiled.