If you know someone who is about to turn 50, here's a gift that's sure to surprise--A colonoscopy!
It'd sure surprise the shit outta me! Literally and figuratively. Seriously, if you know someone who is about to turn 50, please, please, please do not get them a colonoscopy.
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ya you wouldn't have that friend any more if you got them one of those.
Wow...that was their sales pitch? ouch.
Did you hear about the place out East that is offering free pizza with a Vasectomy during the month of March? Now that's a sales pitch!
It is meant to encourage you to get a colonoscopy. It is the recommendation of the ACS to get your first colonoscopy at age 50. Colonoscopy's have proven to be a great way to catch colon cancer and precancerous lesions. Therefore, prolonging a long and fruitful life. It is not the exam that is hard it is the prep. What a colonic!
Yes, I am an Oncology nurse.
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