Position Open to Julie

So, I have officially decided that "julie" is my new favorite person. She posted this comment in response to my last post:

julie said...

After you become weary of lawyering, you must publish your writings. You are beyond hilarious!!!

Um, hell yeah! Girl, can you come live with me and tell me how gorgeous I am every morning, what a great mom I am, and constantly tell me how "clean" my house is? The position is paid in glasses of wine (which you have get to drink with me). I feel that we would definitely get along splendidly!