Looking for a last minute Valentine's Day gift, just like me?
Well, look no further. Give your special someone a box of condoms because today is not only Valentine's Day, but also National Condom Day and International Condom Day! You could even print out the history here and wrap it up with your gift.
You can all thank me nine months from now when you do not have to squeeze a watermelon-sized baby out of your hoohaa.