May I just say that lawyers are assholes? I can't imagine being married to one. I seriously hate that I have to deal with lawyers all day long. They're such reptiles -- all slimy and slithery -- like the devil in the Garden of Eden. Yick.
Okay, really there are good lawyers out there -- honest and upright -- like me. But damn, the crappy, mean lawyers give the rest of us a bad name and a bad day.
** Okay, I've calmed down now. **