Monday, January 4, 2010
Can anyone explain why dogs enjoy devouring baby diapers filled with poop? Chuck accidentally left a treat-filled diaper in a bag in the kitchen last night (yes, that's disgusting on its own), but then the dog apparently smelled out the treat, pulled it off the counter, ripped open the bag, ripped into the diaper, and made a smorgasbord of the contents. I only gagged a little when I opened the kitchen door this morning to find bits of diaper and dots of baby poop spread about. Instead I was pissed off at the "Fucking Dog" as she is otherwise known. I spent the next twenty minutes trying to contain my seething urge to kick the dog while I picked up each nasty piece of shredded diaper and smashed poop and then disinfected the kitchen floor. Disgusting!