I Wish I had Invented This

Looking for a unique wedding gift or anniversary present?

Check out the Better Marriage Blanket.

I can't wait until Luke discovers this!

For only $29.95, it is advertised to:

Completely & Quickly Absorbs The Odor Of Flatulence

A real solution to a very real problem Contains the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons Even works on top of bed sheets Makes a great wedding or anniversary gift too