Don't ask . . .

This is my nose.

My nose is red.

And looks way worse in person.

It is most likely a pimple (or four).

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Before bed, Evie asked, "Mom? One thing. What is that red thing on your nose?"

Me *cringing*, "It's a boo boo. Don't worry about it."

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A man at work asked, "What happened to your nose?"

Me, "I think it's just a pimple."

He laughed awkwardly.

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Another man at work asked me, "Did you fall asleep and hit your nose on your desk?"

Me *pouting*, "Uh!"

He laughed.

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Chuck walked into our bedroom and, without saying a word, he just started whistling Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

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How many more days will this go on???