Another late night. I've got Norah Jones, depo prep, and orange juice to keep me company. Too bad there's no vodka in the orange juice. Oh, and there are still at least five other lawyers here (out of 28 total lawyers).
Listen closely, little children: Don't go to law school. You'll die a miserable, mean person, even if you thought practicing law was about helping people. Atticus Finch is dead.