Okay, I can't believe most of you have ignored my request for bed rest activity suggestions!
Are you all telling me that no one else out there can come up with a bed rest activity for my poor friend who is facing approximately 3 to 4 months of confinement as she awaits the arrival of her precious daughter?
I know I don't have a lot of followers or even friends out there, but come on! We need to help out a girl in need, even if she is one of those unbelievably skinny pregnant women who tenderly touch their teeny tiny baby bumps and complain that they just can't manage to eat more than a pretzel for lunch most days. (Yes, I'm jealous, let's not focus on that). I don't care if you don't have kids, don't want kids, don't like kids - whatever, this poor girl is stuck on a couch indefinitely. There must be more for her to do than read books and watch movies.
I demand that each one of you send me your suggestions as soon as you can or else I will be forced to seek new and better friends and followers. You can contact me at theberends at msn dot com or just post a comment below.
Okay, okay, okay. You know I'm just bluffing. I'm a wimp and would never dump a single one of you. I love you all too much. But still, think of the poor little woman perched on her couch - alone - for days, weeks, months. Actually, it is starting to sound like a pretty good deal to me.