I was just about to give up on this whole dieting thing and accept that I traded in my body for three perfect little bodies.
That would be fine.
I could accept that.
But then I think about those super-skinny MILFs with five kids and realize that I don't actually have to trade in my body just because I have kids.
And having kids isn't exactly a stellar excuse to let myself go. In fact, it is the exact opposite - a stellar excuse to make sure I'm in perfect health so I can live to see my grandkids.
Why can't I do it?