Oh the conversations that take place at my house never cease to surprise me and make me shake my head.
Luke: Are burglars fat?
Me: They can be, I guess. They come in all shapes and sizes.
The kids really want a cat, but I've told them that we can't get another cat because I'm allergic (which is true).
Evie: I know what we're going to do! We're going to wish to Santa Claus that you aren't allergic to cats.
Me: Do you think Santa can do that?
Me: We'll see.
Evie: Hmmm. Maybe the Tooth Fairy can do that.
While saying our evening prayers the kids always want to ask for blessings.
Me: Luke, who do you want to bless?
Me: Okay, why is that?
Luke: Because they have awesome music!
Da da dee da dee dee da . . .
Me: Wow. Alrighty then.
(Evie, on the other hand, wanted to bless the "Whole Wide World!")
I imagine that most kids are like this, but the daily conversations just kill me. Their brains work in such different ways!