Conversations

Oh the conversations that take place at my house never cease to surprise me and make me shake my head.
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Luke: Are burglars fat?

Me: They can be, I guess. They come in all shapes and sizes.

Luke: Triangles?!

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The kids really want a cat, but I've told them that we can't get another cat because I'm allergic (which is true).

Evie: I know what we're going to do! We're going to wish to Santa Claus that you aren't allergic to cats.

Me: Do you think Santa can do that?

Evie: Yeah.

Me: We'll see.

Evie: Hmmm. Maybe the Tooth Fairy can do that.
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While saying our evening prayers the kids always want to ask for blessings.

Me: Luke, who do you want to bless?

Luke: China!

Me: Okay, why is that?

Luke: Because they have awesome music!
Da da dee da dee dee da . . .

Me: Wow. Alrighty then.

(Evie, on the other hand, wanted to bless the "Whole Wide World!")
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I imagine that most kids are like this, but the daily conversations just kill me. Their brains work in such different ways!