Anyone remember my unfortunate experience last year with the Grinch Who Stole Halloween? If not, click HERE for the post. As a quick reminder, some hoodlums freakin' stole my uncarved pumpkins off my front porch - for the second year in a row. I was really pissed because I was all jacked up on Halloween spirit and ready to carve our pumpkins but when I went to fetch them off the front porch, they had been stolen. I was furious and had to go buy the last scrub pumpkins left at the store. It sucked to say the least. Well, this year, I'm taking precautions. They might steal my pumpkins again this year, but at least they will know that I was expecting it and pissed about it. As Chuck so aptly pointed out, "The thieves are still going to steal your pumpkins." Me, "Yeah, you're probably right, but I'm not backing down."
Am I dumb? Yeah, I am. I know it, Chuck knows it, you know it and the thieves know it. Oh well.
Now for a Halloween movie quote. I warn you, it is quite obscure, but I own the movie and forced Lindsey to watch it already. It's a great cheesy Halloween movie for kids.
My brother's a virgin and he lit the black flame candle.