Monday, April 11, 2011

Birthday Beer, Wine, and Spit

Luke had his birthday party yesterday at the bowling alley. Somebody shoot me. All I could keep saying was, "I hate birthday parties. I hate birthday parties." The boys were uncontrollable. I kept hoping their first grade teacher would show up and whip them all into shape. Instead, I self-medicated with beer and wine. Chuck, on the other hand, is sure to require antibiotics in approximately 48 hours because after all the kids had left the pizza room, he helped himself to the leftover soda, only to be informed that the hostess had poured all the leftover cups in the pitcher he was drinking out of. So basically fourteen 7-year old kids spit in his mouth. I guarantee you, I have not kissed him since he revealed this information. Yuck.

7 comments:

Birdie Pearl said...

Oh my. That's about all I can say. Children's birthdays are hell on earth. Why do we put ourselves through them? I'm glad you made it through.

Mom said...

GROSS!!!! I don't blame you for not wanting to get whatever he is sure to get.

Lisa said...

hahahaha, very gross...and very funny! :)

Angela said...

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Angie said...

Chuck is such a classy guy. A much lesser man would never have revealed this info and let you kiss him.

I too hate bday parties...unless they're celebrated at our local casino using a coupon for a free buffet and $10 of free slot play. Hey, we're classy too. :) And when my husband turns 30 this week that's exactly where we'll be. :)

Theresa said...

@ Angie - That sounds fun!

FW Atty said...

OMG! That is hillarious!!! and I too threw up a little in my mouth!