There's a difference between a failure and a fiasco. A failure is merely the absence of success. Any fool can achieve failure. But a fiasco, a fiasco is a disaster of epic proportions. A fiasco is a folk tale told to others to make other people feel more alive because it didn't happen to them.
No one seems overly curious about Movie Quote 17, but the answer is Elizabethtown starring Orlando Bloom, Kirsten Dunst, and Susan Sarandon. Pretty good movie. Odd, but good. And my favorite part is a video that they play to get kids to mind their parents.